Вот за что я люблю Чарли.

Charlie: [To Kate and Jack]"Hey guys, is this normal? Kind of.. day turning into night, you know... end of the world type weather? Is this... guys?"
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Hey, Locke. Do you have a message? It's going on the raft. You know, "Dear Mom, everything's fine. I'm still on this island unless the black smoke people turn up. Love, your name here."
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"Locke? The guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a coоkie in his lunch tin."
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Yeah, I get it. You're going to go into your little magic hut, and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey..
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Hurley: Did you guys see a bald guy in a bath robe with a coconut?
Charlie: No. I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
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'Im sorry i must of gotten it mistaken for the 900 trillion im worth, and this babys made of chocolate lollypops so if you'll excuse me im gonna flap my wings and fly off this island'