- You love movies!
- I do. I love going to them and telling people what's wrong with them. Hmm....
- What is it?
- I can be a critic!
- You mean spending your life watching movies and telling people how terrible they are?
- Yeah! That sounds awesome!
Вот этот диалог абсолютно точно передал мое восприятие жизни. Я идиот