Apocalypse please.

пятница, 04 апреля 2008

23:39

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Да, народ. Федора Двинятина в президенты!

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01:12

додвиданья, мой любимый моск

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People..stop fighting, angels are crying
We can be better, love is the answer

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As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, ``May I come in?''
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
``He's going to eat me up!'' she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, ``That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!''
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
``I've got to have a second helping!''
Then added with a frightful leer,
``I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood.''
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes,
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

``What great big ears you have, Grandma.''
``All the better to hear you with,'' the Wolf replied.
``What great big eyes you have, Grandma.''
said Little Red Riding Hood.
``All the better to see you with,'' the Wolf replied.

He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviar.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, ``But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.''

``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.''
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, ``Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

@темы: моск-опять-тютю, Стихи

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четверг, 03 апреля 2008

21:46

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@музыка: инь-ян

@настроение: ржот

@темы: саскэ, фанарт

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20:51

hallelujah

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Вот за что я люблю Чарли.

Charlie: [To Kate and Jack]"Hey guys, is this normal? Kind of.. day turning into night, you know... end of the world type weather? Is this... guys?"
***
Hey, Locke. Do you have a message? It's going on the raft. You know, "Dear Mom, everything's fine. I'm still on this island unless the black smoke people turn up. Love, your name here."
***
"Locke? The guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a coоkie in his lunch tin."
***
Yeah, I get it. You're going to go into your little magic hut, and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey..
***
Hurley: Did you guys see a bald guy in a bath robe with a coconut?
Charlie: No. I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
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'Im sorry i must of gotten it mistaken for the 900 trillion im worth, and this babys made of chocolate lollypops so if you'll excuse me im gonna flap my wings and fly off this island'

@темы: lost, грустное

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15:22

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Сегодня фоткались (надеюсь фотограф сломает фотик или все фотки случайно сотрутся), математику исправила (я- моск), а в остальном все вроде даже 'жить можно'.

Спать хочу. :/

@темы: деньсцукотакой вот, школа

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00:49

быстренько

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длинный день, и я нихрена не успела сделать уроки (хотя я реально планировала!). Завтра фоткаемся, взяла шмоток напрокат

, скоро пятница.

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среда, 02 апреля 2008

15:55

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Подумалось.

А вы согласны с Хаусом насчет того, что люди не меняются?

Вопрос: people don't change

1. йес	6	(50%)
2. ноу	6	(50%)



Всего:	12

@музыка: words

@темы: опрос

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